XL, please

Wow. Just wow. Best shirt ever? Perhaps.

Tweet earlier from @Corky_Miller:

Check out new shirt a buddy made. twitpic.com/9k00g6

Followed by a Tweet from our old friend @D_Train35 (Dontrelle):

I gotta get one of those

A Guinness World Record for these running Redlegs

Now that's a chain gang!

Now that's a chain gang!

They’re pretty damn fast, but we were able to catch up with the 5-man crew that ran the Flying Pig Marathon tied together this past weekend. Not only did they break a Guinness World Record, they did it in style, sporting head-to-almost-toe Reds gear during the race. You can’t possibly get any more OMG than that!

Team member Scott Bihl was gracious enough to take some time out of his post-race rest and relaxation to answer a few questions for us. Hope you enjoy!

So, introduce yourselves! Also, each of you ran as a former Red, right? Who was who?

  • David Szeremet – Pete Rose
  • Chris Cavanaugh – Chris Sabo (with the specs – before the race someone really thought he was Chris Sabo)
  • Rick Dravenstott – Eric Davis
  • Scott Bihl – Sparky Anderson
  • Mark Ragase – Dave Concepción

Bench and Larkin were high on the list among many others, but we ultimately went with our favorites and a bias towards the light-hearted spirit of our record pursuit. A team theme and strong presence on the course was an absolute must for us since we wanted to make the most of it for ourselves and the spectators. As Cincinnatians in Cincinnati, the Reds theme was a no brainer. Chris definitely committed with the Sabo glasses, and he wins our spirit award since David refused to get a Pete Rose hair cut.

How did you all come up with this crazy scheme?
A couple of years ago some of us were lounging in a coffee shop after a run, and while thumbing through a random copy of the Guinness Book of World Records, we noticed an entry for a “5 person linked marathon” that had a not especially impressive time. We decided that we could get a group to beat the record, and that it would be an entertaining endeavor. All of us are good runners who have won a small race or two here or there, but as what we call the “sub-sub-elite”, we are not going to get any prestigious records or victories. This presented an opportunity to call ourselves world record holders with an effort that people could look at and say yeah, that’s pretty good. David served as our captain, taking the lead on coordinating with Guinness and doing the legwork.

5-man team at the Flying Pig Marathon

Going for gold!

The 2011 Boston Marathon was our first target, but our pre-event publicity (required by Guinness) was noticed by a stodgy Boston race official, who, with stick lodged firmly in butt, commanded in no uncertain terms that we not to do it there. Other groups also noticed our publicity, and with the same idea, they lowered the record to more challenging times at other events before we finally made our run and took it at the Flying Pig.

Now really, how hard was this? It’s not like you all just ran a 5k. That was 26.2 miles all tied to one another. Only as strong as your weakest link, right?
Running a marathon at any pace is a challenge. Anyone can have a bad day, get sick, step in a hole, or any number of things, and spreading that risk across 5 makes it that much more difficult.

Working out the belt and rope system with the right lengths and some flexibility was key, and we actually did practice running, moving around, getting water, etc. The original record holders were dressed as a prison chain gang with real metal chains, and while we respect that authenticity, we opted for a more functional and comfortable setup. We went so far as to make sure we could have one of us get in and out of a port-o-let without breaking the ties and doing what might be required. Fortunately on race day such provisions were unnecessary, but I’m sure the folks who saw us practicing are still wondering just what it was they saw that day.

We are very pleased with 3:04 (7:02 per mile), which put us at 44th-48th overall in the Pig, and put the record into “it is going to take some serious recruiting and planning to beat this thing” territory. We’d have loved to put it under 3 hours, but with the warmer than ideal conditions we had to peg against the old record of 3:06 and be absolutely sure we got that.

What was the toughest part of the course to be tied together?
Without doubt the start was the hardest for being linked. The density of people was very high, and we were on alert to stay tightly bunched and out of everyone else’s way. We took the turns wide, and we made a lot of noise about what was coming and where we were going. The people at Boston did have a legitimate concern with safety, but we were on top of it, and we were surely less of a hazard than people tuning out the world with headphones and the slow people who seem to insist on lining up right at the front and get in the way.

Water stops? That had to be a challenge!
It was. For those unfamiliar, even in normal circumstances, a marathon water stop can be like Black Friday at a toy store with only 10 units of the latest must have fad. We skipped the first water stop entirely. As the crowds thinned out, we positioned ourselves well in advance of the water stops, and the person on the side grabbed and passed cups over to the others. We might have trampled a couple of people, but they got what they deserved for stopping abruptly in front of us. Only kidding on the last bit, but as anyone who as run a marathon can attest, sometimes you wish you could.

Was there ever a point where you thought it might not happen?
Nope, this was a 1990 Reds wire to wire run. As mentioned, no marathon is ever easy, but we held our pace throughout and had no major problems. Towards the end there were a couple of complaints, met quickly with “quit being a *****” replies, but that’s just marathoning.

5-man team at the Flying Pig Marathon

Bringing it home on Pete Rose Way

How was the crowd support for you guys?
We can’t say enough about the excellent support on the course. 5 guys all in red definitely made a big visual impression and people loved it, but the spectators and volunteers seemed especially into it this year overall. The reactions were as entertaining to us as we were to the crowds.

While we were clearly on a mission to get that record with some serious running, we made sure to do a lot of high fiving and bantering. Other runners enjoyed it, and sometimes having a distraction from the discomfort can make all the difference in holding it together for another mile. That, or the motivation of not being beaten by a pack of idiots with gold cord dangling between them. Regardless, our theme and attitude fit well with the Flying Pig’s national reputation of being a fun, supportive, and somewhat whimsical event. The Pig really is among the best events of its kind in the country, and the community involvement is no small part of that.

What was it like crossing that finish line (swine) knowing you broke a world record?
Into mile 24 as we could sniff the finish, the air had a definite charge and emotions were running high. As silly as we all know this is, it was still a very proud culmination of a lot of planning, and a much harder and longer than anticipated journey to get there. We’ve finished hundreds of marathons between us, many of them a good deal faster, but none had as much joy at the finish. We had momentarily turned the marathon into a team sport.

Now, you guys are believed to have broken the record. Where are you in the process of getting certification with The Guinness book of World Records?
Guiness requires “evidence” in the form of multiple photographs and official results. We have submitted these, and as with seemingly any mail order item, free t-shirt, or cereal box redemption worth having, we should have our certificates in 6 to 8 weeks.

How did you celebrate after the race?
Food was our first priority after burning 3,000 calories, and that was followed quickly by beer and partying with friends and fellow runners. Some marathons lay out bagels, bananas, and bars in their finish area, but the Pig goes the extra mile with donuts, Little Debbie treats, and Cheetos, among other things – you know, stuff people actually want to reward themselves with after pushing their bodies into utter exhaustion.

Our non super hero identities as parents and/or working stiffs meant we had to untie and scatter before too long, but rest assured the stories and merriment will extend well into the future.

OMGreds noticed you got some action on Channel 5. Any other media in Cincinnati give you some love?
Continuing the celebration theme, we had a chance to reassemble and view the Channel 5 coverage on the DVR. They mean well, but their woefully misinformed and misstated accounts of what we were up to had us laughing out loud. Their interview with coma survivor Alison Delgado trumped our crossing of the finish line, but they rallied by having us as the final highlight in their recap montage. The evening news broadcasts on multiple channels had some good clips, including our own post race interview, and they used us well for some levity. Overall we got far more attention than we expected or deserved, including this fine venue.

Any crazy plans for upcoming races? Redlegs Run for Home?
The Redlegs run is a must since it is a great race, and we definitely want to get more than one use out of those outfits. We won’t run tethered there, but further out on the calender the Hudepohl 14K has divisions for 3 way and 6 pack teams. We’ll be holding auditions for a sixth runner if anyone is interested….

Keeping you in the know

Since the start of this blog, we’ve tried to keep you informed about Reds and baseball-related events around Cincinnati. Nothing frustrated us more than hearing about something that already happened. What? Dave Parker was signing autographs at the SupeRx in Kenwood? Damn, we would have been there! Exactly.

With that, we announce a new addition to OMGreds.com: The OMGreds Events calendar!

Instead of doing even round-up posts and having them get buried after a few updates, we’ve created a dedicated page to list events like meet & greets, player appearances, autograph signings and more. We do our best to stay on top of things, but if you know about an event that is not listed that you think should be, drop us a line at ballsout at omgreds dot com.

Sports Gallery

Awesomeness

You’ll also notice that our Events Calendar is sponsored by Sports Gallery. We are proud to have them as the first-ever sponsor on OMGreds. Located in West Chester, Ohio, Sports Gallery has a phenomenal selection of Reds and baseball collectables, memorabilia, sports cards and more. They also have quality signing events with current and former Reds and other Cincinnati sports icons. We encourage you to support their business. You can find them online at www.asportsgallery.com.

So, check out the darn Events calendar already! Information about several great autograph signings this week with Mat Latos, Zack Cozart, Jay Bruce and Johnny Cueto are listed!

How ’bout a TweetUp?

Ah, #RedsTweetUp is upon us once again! Join OMGreds and other blogger/celebrity/media Tweeter-types for a night of Reds revelry and ridiculousness. Deats:

It’s time for our first #RedsTweetUp of 2012, presented by Cincinnati.com! Join us Friday, May 11th as the Reds take on the Washington Nationals. It’s also the first Fireworks Friday of the season. The $25 TweetUp package includes:

  • One mezzanine level ticket in the special #RedsTweetUp section, alongside other Reds fans, media, bloggers and celebrity tweeters
  • A $10 concession credit to be used at that night’s game
  • An exclusive, limited edition Reds TweetUp t-shirt
Reds 2012 TweetUp T-shirt

Black is the new red.

It’s a $59 value for just $25. The special #RedsTweetUp package is on sale exclusively at reds.com/tweetup

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Between the ticket, t-shirt, concession stand credit and the company, that’s an amazing deal. Make sure you jump on this one.

Oh! We’ll make sure to have some of our world famous OMGreds button packs with us too. They’re limited edition and going fast!

Seeking Record, Wrangled Reds Rooters Run Race Really Rapidly

Five awesome Reds fans and world record holders???

Five awesome Reds fans and world record holders???

So, according to Channel 5 news coverage of the Flying Pig Marathon this morning, these five guys were attempting to break a Guinness World Record for folks tied together and running a marathon for a certain time with a certain amount of folks tied together?? Yeah, they didn’t know what heck was going on. What OMGreds does in fact know is that these dudes were attempting a Guinness World Record while rockin’ singlets and shorts with Reds logos on them. AWESOME. We have no clue if they broke a record or not, but we sure as heck hope they did.

If you have any clue what was going on, let us know!! ballsout at omgreds.com

UPDATE: According to @Beamer1117 they did break the record!

Foster Night

George Foster - 1977 NL MVP

1977 NL MVP

The Reds Hall of Fame and Museum continues their Hall of Famer series this month as the Host George Foster at the Tap House Grill on Wednesday, May 16 at 6:00pm. This is your chance to meet the 1977 NL MVP and Big Red Machine star in-person! Included in your ticket is a meet & greet with George (cameras welcome!), Q&A session, an autographed George Foster bobblehead, a drink ticket and a dinner buffet. Sounds like a good night to us!

For more information, check out www.redsmuseum.org or download this nifty .pdf flyer.

For more information on upcoming events and autograph signings, head to the OMGreds events calendar.

This is crap

Christian Moerlein Lager House - Wrigley South

Wrigley South. Really?

Christian Moerlein Lager House - Wrigley South

Page 15 in last week's Steam-Punk inspired CityBeat Magazine

Brand spanking new Banks tenant and neighbor of the Cincinnati Reds and Great American Ball Park, Christian Moerlein Lager House, place an ill-designed and worded advertisement on page 15 in the April 25 issue of Cincinnati CityBeat. Advertising a special aimed at baseball fans attending this week’s series with the Cubs, the phrase “Wrigley South” was placed in a graphic inspired by the famous marquee at Wrigley Field. As a Reds fan and a proud Cincinnatian, this is a utter punch to the gut.

While “Wrigley South” is a term that GABP earned a few years ago describing how Cubs fans would out number Reds fans during their match-ups in Cincinnati, using that as a concept to advertise your restaurant is utterly ridiculous. Is pulling a little business your way from visiting fans (mostly from Indiana?) for a couple of days while slapping the fanbase that supports you 12 months out of the year across the face worth it? Like you need to advertise IN CINCINNATI to Cubs fans. Or, was that even a consideration… Did you actually think that “Wrigley South” was a general phrase that Reds fans embrace and celebrate? Either way, the Lager House is absolutely SLAMMED before and after Reds games right now. I walked by after Saturday’s win against the Astros (4/28) and the line to just get on the waiting list was wrapping around the building outside. You hardly need gimmicks to get people in door right now.

Not to mention that Christian Moerlein is CINCINNATI’S beer! With a tradition of brewing in Cincinnati going back to 1853, you’d think that Cincinnati pride would be at the top of their priorities. Apparently not.

What shall we do? Boycott? Picket? Tar and feather? Go to Johnny Rockets instead? Whatever, I don’t have time for that crap. It’s our hope at OMGreds that enough Reds fans (and the Cincinnati Reds themselves) put enough heat on the Lager House’s marketing and advertising folks and let them know we’re not going to stand for it. Be a good neighbor. Your neighbors have been outstanding to you since you’ve opened your doors. You have a business to run and investors and/or ownership or whoever to perform for – we get it. You also have a responsibility to be good to your neighbors and to your community.

Bottom line? Don’t alienate your neighbors to speak directly to a bunch of people that were likely already coming to your restaurant to be begin with. Your neighbors and your community won’t stand for it.

Oh, and if we hear that Old Style is on tap at the Lager House bar, we’re going to go bananas. Absolutely bananas. Count on it.

UPDATE 4/30/12 9:32 PM: Christian Moerlein Lager House issued an appology on their Facebook page earlier today in response to the uproar their ad in CityBeat caused:

Fans:

We admit the upcoming promotion for the next Reds series was unfortunately misguided with respect to message, and we are truly sorry and apologize if we’ve offended any fans.

Our intention was to help cheer on our Reds and give visiting Cubs fans a taste of what makes Cincinnati so special, showcasing our great new riverfront and our city and to bring positive exposure to it. It was not intended to root for the away team, and we apologize if it was taken that way. We are Reds fans through and through. We are going to call this promotional event what it was truly intended to be “a rally for our Reds.”

We personally missed it, but we heard Lager House CEO Greg Hardman went on air this afternoon with Bill Cunningham and apologized to Reds fans.

We’re happy to hear that their intention was not to undermine the pride we all share for our Reds. Given their rich history in Cincinnati, it’s hard to believe they’re anything short of Rabid Redleg Rooters like the rest of us.

Their intended message certainly missed the mark and Reds fans let them know they felt. It’s time to forgive, forget and continue supporting the Lager House and Christian Moerlein beers as well as all our local businesses.