Brantley: Votto, a Piece of Man Candy

Jeff Brantley's thoughts on Joey Votto
Holy moly, there are no words for ANY of this from the Ol’ Cowboy

Let me tell you ‘nary have I ever seen a better looking first basemen. It was the Bottom of the 4th two outs and a high soft, low liner was hit sharpley to Joey Votto. And I am telling you, that kid grabbed that out of the air like a bull tosses his rider before he can even get 8 out of the gate. That’s what we call Pickin’ and Grinnin’

Remember Red’s fans Joey Votto is a man’s man. Distinct features, Italian stock, wide broad shoulders, firm buttocks.

Oh. My. Gawd.

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