Votto? Figures.

The Joey Votto Figurine

Joey Votto Figurine. Photo courtesy of The Cincinnati Reds

Move over bobbleheads, the Joey Votto Action Figure Statue Hummel Doll Precious Moment Man-Barbie Figurine is here! This Saturday (5/29) the Reds battle the ‘Stros and if your one of the first 20,000 fans through the gates, you’ll walk away with a Joey Votto Figurine.

Yep, that the official name: Joey Votto Figurine. It hurts to say it, doesn’t it? Well, it pains us to type it.

Figurine or no, V-Tronic is looking boss. OMGreds heard that the Figurine’s posture is modled directly from the very stance Joey takes when he’s about to unlease a litre of whoop-ass on pitchers in the NL Central. Really, that’s what we heard. So, when your roody-poo candy-ass co-workers tease you for having a figurine of a baseball player 12 years younger than you on your desk, just have your Joey Votto Figurine work ’em over for a few minutes. They’ll shut their traps then.

1 Comment

  1. BrookeNo Gravatar

    Hey now, I just looked it up-Joey Votto was born in 1983 which makes him only FIVE years younger than me, so I’m not quite old enough to be his mother, even if Kentucky IS only 15 miles away.

    And I prefer “action figure.”

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