Move over bobbleheads, the Joey Votto
Yep, that the official name: Joey Votto Figurine. It hurts to say it, doesn’t it? Well, it pains us to type it.
Figurine or no, V-Tronic is looking boss. OMGreds heard that the Figurine’s posture is modled directly from the very stance Joey takes when he’s about to unlease a litre of whoop-ass on pitchers in the NL Central. Really, that’s what we heard. So, when your roody-poo candy-ass co-workers tease you for having a figurine of a baseball player 12 years younger than you on your desk, just have your Joey Votto Figurine work ’em over for a few minutes. They’ll shut their traps then.