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Samardzija “Blood Ball” hits MLB Auctions

Reds Authentics posted their latest Reds Community Fund auction items earlier today with one very interesting and unique item – A ball pitched by Cubs’ pitcher Jeff Samardzija, with – get this – “blood all over.”

From the auction:

Game-Used Baseball from April 24, 2013 with Jeff Samardzija Blood all over Baseball – Zack Cozart Foul Ball off Samardzija – EK322426

Jeff Samardzija game pitched bloody baseball

Jeff Samardzija game pitched bloody baseball.

If you don’t know the story, Samardzija pitched against the Reds on April 24 in Cincinnati and took a comebacker off his index finger in the first inning. Obviously, it bled, but Samardzija stayed in the game, even putting glue in the wound between innings to manage the bleeding.

The “Blood ball” may not be for everyone, but it’s definitely one of the more unique items that’s ever been sold by Reds Authentics. Let us know if this is something you’d want in your collection.

Jeff Samardzija game pitched bloody baseball

Blood detail.

Jeff Samardzija game pitched bloody baseball

Comes with fancy cube! (Not bloody, as far as we know)

WCPO.com gets love from Deadspin over fake Broxton Twitter account

We could be accused of being late to the party on this, as loyal Deadspin readers know Deadspin has had this posted for 36 hours or so. But better late than never, right? And it’s outstanding enough that we’ll just say we couldn’t blog about it several hours ago when we first saw it because we’ve been too busy ROFL over it.

And we’ll preface this by saying the funniest part about it to us is the Tweets themselves from @Brox4AllStarz. Many of us on Twitter have done double takes about Tweets that appear to be from athletes or broadcasters and tried to figure out for hours and sometimes days whether accounts are verified legit. But the fashion in which WCPO.com was duped is the funniest part about it. It’s side-splitting gullibility, sure, but since we’re obviously not the first to point it out, they’re hopefully having a good chuckle about it now and we’re laughing with them.

About what, you ask? On with it already, right? Well, check it out for yourself on Deadspin. But if you can’t view Deadspin at work or if you’re morally opposed or something and can’t click that link, here’s what happened.

WCPO.com wrote the following story after the Reds acquired Broxton at the trade deadline:

The National League’s best bullpen may have gotten even better Tuesday with the Cincinnati Reds acquiring relief pitcher Jonathan Broxton from the Kansas City Royals, according to several reports.

Yada, yada, yada, J.C. Sulbaran’s name misspelled, yada, yada … OK …

The pitcher posted the following messages to Twitter Tuesday afternoon:

Brox thanks the good people of KansasTown. You were so nice to ol’ Broxy. Sorry for eating all the BBQ that one time. And that other time

So many fans of RedTeam sayin nice things 2 ol’ Broxy. Brox not nervous no more. SinSeeTown is great. Gonna throw the ball hard for you guys

One Deadspin commenter suggests, “Cincinnati should be changed to ‘SinSee-Town’ forevermore on Deadspin. Or until something else comes up.”

Ha! What’s your pick between SinSeeTown, Queen City and City that Sings? :P

Roll Dis!

You know, it’s obligatory that we post this little episode from Aroldis Chapman last night. I mean, OMG, where did that come from? The double forward somersault to celebrate a game-ending strikeout? Has that ever been done before?

As a fan, it’s pretty fun and understandable that Chapman would have some pent-up frustration to let go of in a big way after a successful outing like that. If I were a teammate though, I would have chewed him out once we got in the clubhouse. It’s hard to have it both ways, right? Safe to say that we won’t be seeing that again. Now, on Knothole league fields around the Cincinnati area this summer? Good luck coaches!!

Favorable early comparisons to 2010

Many like to break down the long baseball season into months or before the break/after the break; at OMGReds, we prefer to break it down into 4-game chunks. And since 162 isn’t divisible by 4, the final two games of the season get their own 2-game chunk. Don’t laugh, we’ve been doing this for years. I lied, this is a first.

The Reds are off to a 2-2 start in 2012, but here are some ridiculously premature reasons to be encouraged through the first four games, eerily similar to the start of the memorable 2010 campaign that culminated in the Reds winning the National League Central:

• 2010 Reds started 2-2.
2012 Reds started 2-2.
(2011 Reds started 4-0. 5-0, in fact, before losing to Houston.)

• 2010 Reds hit 5 homers in their first 4 games of the season.
2012 Reds hit 5 homers in their first 4 games of the season.

• In their second game of the 2010 season, the Reds scored just 3 runs and lost. Their player of the game offensively was their starting shortstop (Orlando Cabrera), who batted second, had 2 hits and drove in 3.

In their second game of the 2012 season, the Reds scored just 3 runs and lost. Their player of the game offensively was their starting shortstop (Zack Cozart), who batted second, had 3 hits and scored twice.

• Bronson Arroyo started the third game of the season in 2010. He earned a no-decision, and the Reds went on to win the game with one out in the bottom of the ninth (on Jonny Gomes’ homer).

Bronson Arroyo started the third game of the season in 2012. He earned a no-decision, and the Reds went on to win the game with one out in the bottom of the ninth (on Scott Rolen’s single).

• In the fourth game of the season in 2010, Homer Bailey went 5 innings, allowing 7 hits, 3 earned runs, walked 2 and struck out 5. Bailey was outpitched by his counterpart (Carlos Silva), who allowed 1 run in 6 innings.

In the fourth game of the season in 2012, Homer Bailey went 5 2/3 innings, allowing 6 hits, 4 earned runs, walked 3 and struck out 5. Bailey was outpitched by his counterpart (Jake Westbrook), who allowed 1 run in 7 innings.

• In the first four games of the 2010 season, Joey Votto scored 2 runs, homered once and struck out 6 times.

In the first four games of the 2012 season, Votto scored 2 runs, homered once and struck out 6 times.

• In the first four games of the 2010 season, Scott Rolen had 2 hits, 1 run, 1 RBI and 1 strikeout.

In the first four games of the 2012 season, Rolen had 2 hits, 1 run, 1 RBI and 1 strikeout.

Five years ago today

America saw Cincinnati Mayor Mark Mallory bounce one into the dugout.

Oh, and some guy name Josh Hamilton made his MLB debut.

h/t: @joshuadbethel

Mad, Son.

Ryan Madson - Closed

Closed for business in '12

Ah, maaaaan. Reds fans heard the worst possible news about Ryan Madson’s elbow check-up on Saturday. A visit to Cincinnati and examination by team medical director Dr. Tim Kremchek revealed that Madson’s elbow ligament had torn off the bone, requiring season-ending Tommy John surgery.

Can we get a collective OH EM GEE?

The Reds will go on, we’ll go on and all fans must go on. While it’s a huge disappointment, at least the Reds are still in spring training and they have a short bit of time to get guys slotted into new roles before the season starts. It’s still going to be a fun one, folks!

Now breath…

Bill Bray: Card collecting enthusiast

Bill Bray autographed 2006 Topps '52

Bill Bray autographed 2006 Topps '52

Bill Bray was already among our favorite Reds, but he definitely elevated himself even higher on our list Thursday evening.

Bray was on 700 WLW with Lance McAlister; the two had the following exchange toward the end of the interview in the second hour of Lance’s sports talk show.

Lance: You know what I bought last week? I bought my first baseball card pack of the year.

BB: Topps 2012?

Lance: You know how much a pack of Topps 2012 cost?

BB: You know, I bought a few packs a couple weeks ago … I want to say $1.99.

Lance: I got them for $2.19. … $2.19! They were a quarter when I was a kid! How do they expect kids to collect cards these days, Bill Bray?!

BB: With help of their parents. (laugh) Inflation. … 1987 was the first year I can remember collecting baseball cards. They were 35 cents a pack.

Lance: Did I hear right? Were Topps representatives in the clubhouse today? Were they around the complex?

BB: They were. Matter of fact I had lunch with one of them today.

Lance: Did they give you like packs to open?

BB: Yeah, we cracked a box of Topps Series 1, at the field. And then when I went out to lunch, he surprised me with a box of Bowman Sterling.

Lance: Awwww, that is suh-weet!

BB: Yeah, it’s awesome. I mean I was stoked. I just opened them up a little while ago. I’m gonna put pictures on my Facebook page. It was awesome. I pulled some sweet cards. I’m pumped.

Lance: Did you get yourself?

BB: No, no I don’t have a card currently, I don’t think.

Lance: How do you not? I thought everyboday had a card! Or do you have to agree to allow them to have you in their set?

BB: You know, we sign a contract yearly with them. And it’s up to them whether they produce a card or not.

Lance: Well if Topps doesn’t do a card of you, I’m not buying any more cards from Topps!

BB: Well put that in writing …

Lance: When you opened packs today, if you get like Joey Votto or Brandon Phillips, do you like walk over to their locker and say, “Look, I got you!”

BB: You know I did throw a card down today and I said, “Look, it’s Devin Mesoraco’s rookie card.” And he wasn’t in the locker room at the time. But yeah, it’s pretty cool, you know, when you’re cracking a pack and you pull a guy you know, a guy you play with. I have yet to pull my own card though.

Bray has talked about cards on Twitter as well (but we know not all are Twitter-inclined, which is why this was worthy of a blog post). He is a solid Twitter follow, though – @B_line45.

Jeff Brantley and Chicken Wings

Jeff Brantley is set to go to town on a pile of wings during the 2012 Reds Caravan

(Photo: Kathryn Braun)

Reds Caravan!

Todd Frazier and a Pizza

Todd Frazier and a pizza during the 2012 Reds Caravan

(Photo: Kathryn Braun)

Reds Caravan!

Jeff Ruby + Sports Rock = TV gold

Did you happen to stay up late for WLWT’s “Sports Rock” last night? If you’re not one of those lucky people like me who works weird hours and you had to get up Monday morning, you probably missed it. In which case I’m sorry. Because transcribing what Jeff Ruby – cantankerous and unpredictable local restaurant owner, sports fan and long-time friend of the Reds (from Sparky Anderson to Dusty Baker) as well as other sports personalities – said during “Sports Rock” doesn’t quite do it justice.

George Vogel and Ken Broo MUST know what they’re getting into when they have Ruby on. It’s not quite Charlie Sheen appearing on “The View,” but it’s close. Anyway, suffice it to say Ruby was dishing them out last night, and Ken Broo was taking them.

At one point just a couple of minutes into the show, Broo accused Ruby of prematurely comparing Andy Dalton to Boomer Esiason. Didn’t go over so well. Here was the delightfully awkward exchange (bear with me, I realize this part of the post isn’t Reds-related, but it was the most memorable exchange of the show):

Ruby: Dalton, he’s a rookie. He’s a second-round pick like Boomer was. He’s the real deal and he’s gonna be good.

Broo (interrupting): Oh, now he’s Boomer. After 4 games, he’s Boomer.

JR: I JUST SAID … he’s a second-round pick like Boomer was.

KB: You said Boomer …

JR: Kenny Anderson … all their good quarterbacks were second-round picks, OK??

KB: Don’t put the heat on the kid just yet.

JR: I’M NOT PUTTING THE HEAT ON HIM! I’M TELLING YOU IT’S GONNA TAKE TIME, YOU HEAR ME?

KB: OK, well you said Boomer-

JR: I just said give him time! … (to Broo) You’re not there yet either.

(Zing)

Later in the show, when Broo and Ruby got confrontational again, Broo said, “Don’t hit me please. Please don’t hit me.”

During the show, Ruby also uncorked …

• A Louis Prima and Keely Smith reference (lost on his younger co-panelists) when Akili Smith’s name was mentioned.

• That he attended the La Salle-Moeller game with Rey Maualuga, but that he wasn’t “dropping names.”

• A brief Jeff Wyler impression first thing out of a break, as if he maybe didn’t know they were back from break.

• That Ced Benson had a big game on Sunday because “Si Leis was chasing him.”

• That in college football, Penn State doesn’t travel to Temple every season because “maybe they’re not Jewish.” “If they’re not Jewish,” Ruby added, “they’re going to go to church. Why would they go to Temple?”

Wow. Anyway, Ruby dominated time of possession, and here were his comments about the Reds, which came at the very end of the show.

“Dusty told me not to tell you anything anymore. I got in trouble for that last time.”

(And on what to do about Votto vs. Alonso, which John Fay just wrote about)

Ruby (to “Sports Rock” panelist Andy Pierce): “How do you know Alonso’s gonna be so good?! What in the name of Wily Mo Pena makes you think he’ll be so good?? Wily Mo Pena was gonna be the next Willie Stargell. … You don’t know what Alfonso, Alonso, whatever is gonna do!”

In conclusion, Ruby is a character, that’s for sure. And there are plenty of characters who say outlandish things on TV and radio, no doubt, but not usually in that type of forum. You usually get one or two of several polished former Bengals and/or former high school or college coaches and you know exactly what to expect. Your only chance for comic relief is some yayhoo calling in and pretending to ask a question before breaking into “Dil-do, dil-do, dil-do” before they cut him off.

Not the case when Ruby is on, that’s for sure. I found it refreshing, in an awkward way.

Joe Morgan Does the Chicken Dance

Considering that anyone who leads the “World’s Largest Chicken Dance” at Oktoberfest Zinzinnati is never actually good* at the Chicken Dance, we’ll give Little Joe a C+ grade on this one. He started off strong, but trailed off towards the end. Can you blame him? The Chicken Dance is two minutes too long anyways.

*The one exception would likely be “Weird Al” Yankovic.

502?! OMG

We were so impressed by Juan Francisco’s jaw-dropping 502-foot home run in the second inning against the Cubs – the second-longest in GABP history – that we’re considering renaming our site diosmioreds.com. Or maybe even diosmiojuan.com, which also has a ring to it. Both appear to be available.

Francisco’s homer was the first ball to clear the Moon Deck since GABP opened in 2003.

One other thing that probably only annoys me … (and annoys me so little that it’s barely worth mentioning but) … everyone (and by “everyone” I mean Thom with his call of the home run, Tom Groeschen in his game story and the author (or, at least, headline writer) of this post on Yahoo!’s Big League Stew which provides a nice summary that’s worth checking out) insists on referring to the seating area in the Moon Deck as the “bleachers,” which I know is sort of a figure of speech but they really aren’t bleachers, of course, they’re seats. The bleachers are in left field, right?

Hot Damn!

Aroldis Chapman throws a fastball through the backstop screen at Wrigley

Holey Cow!

In one of those moments you’re sure to bore your kids, grandkids and great-grandkids and maybe even those annoying punks at the end of the cul-de-sac all about for years, the Reds’ Arlodis Chapman tossed a seed through the screen backstop today at Wrigley Field.

Chapman’s sent a 99mph fastball wide past catcher Ramon Hernandez, hitting the backstop netting and breaking through. No fans where sitting in the seats directly behind the netting. A lucky Cubs fan sprang over and picked up the curiously-cool souvenir.

Thanks to Chris Calo for the money shot.

Johnny and Friends

Bench bobbles

Great time watching the All-Star Game at Green Diamond Gallery. And we learned about an upcoming event we’re just going to have to save up for because it sounds just a little too good to pass up.

We’ll just eat one meal a day and set aside the money – in a big jar, of course – that we would’ve spent on food. We’ll resist the temptation of running out to buy some Upper Deck Goodwin Champions for a few months. Heck, we’ll get a second job working the third shift somewhere and forego sleep if we have to.

But make no mistake: We will be plunking down 200 bones for a lineup that includes John Bench, Jim Kaat, Steve Garvey, Ryne Sandberg, Ozzie Smith, Andre Dawson, Al Kaline, Roberto Clemente Jr. and the pride of the Gem City as well as Ohio University, Michael Jack Schmidt.

That’s right: More than 90 Gold Glove awards won among those guys. And they’ll all be in West Chester (Township, some insist) – at the gorgeous and relatively new Savannah Center (to those who live up that way, it’s on Chappell Crossing Blvd., off Union Centre, near Beckett Park) – on Oct. 29, thanks to Character and Courage Foundation and Green Diamond Gallery.

The details:

What: Johnny and Friends: A Golden Celebration
When: Sat., Oct. 29, 6-11 p.m.
Where: Savannah Center, West Chester (Township, some insist)
Who: Bench, Kitty, Garvey, Ryno, The Wizard, The Hawk, Mr. Tiger, Clemente Jr. and Michael Jack Schmidt
Cost: $200 per ticket, $2000 for table of 10 (a $2,500 corporate table of 10 gets you table signage and recognition in the program)
Included: Light appetizers, dinner, beer and wine, dessert, opportunity to bid on auction items
More info: Call 513-984-4192 or visit www.characterandcourage.org

We’ve Got Spirit

George Grande and Jeff Brantley don "Spirit Hair"

Grande: We’ve got spirit, yes we do
Cowboy: We’ve got spirit, how bout you?
Grande: 1-2-3-4 we’ve got more than you can score
Cowboy: 5-6-7-8 we’ve got more than you can take
Grande: 9-10-11-12 we’ve got more than you can spell
OMGreds: X-9-3-A Those Cardinals can go to hell!

Straight Jockin’

Bronson! Jock! There!

Bronson! Jock! There! (via Rockin' Redlegs)

You gotta love when FS Ohiya keeps it real and doesn’t bother to creatively frame out stanky jock straps during post-game player interviews. This one of Bronson (props to Rockin’ Redlegs) reminds us of another stanky jock that photo-bombed an interview from last season.

Orlando Cabrera and his Rockin' Jock

Orlando Cabrera and someone's Rockin' Jock

By the way, our mates at Rockin’ Redlegs are flat-out killin’ the game right now. If you’re not checking them out on the daily, you should.

Crazy insane baseball commercial

OMG, this commercial is insane. It’s like NFL Blitz and Japanese baseball had some over-caffinated off-spring. LOVE IT.

via @jinzzreds via Not Graphs

Uno Nueve?

Chad Ocho Cinco & Joey Votto

Chad Ocho Cinco & Joey Votto

We don’t think you could put together two guys that are more opposite on the media attention-wanting spectrum. Nati sports darlings Chad Ocho Cinco and Joey “eleventy-bajillion” Votto bumped into each other at the Starbucks at 4th & Vine Downtown this morning. Chad posted this photo on his Twitter account.

Bengals Nation likely didn’t care, but Reds fans that weren’t already star-dazed from Votto’s appearance the night before at Redsfest swooned with excitement. Or, at least they thought it was interesting.

Oh, no

Dang, why couldn’t we have faced Jamie Moyer or Joe Blanton or something.

Well, the losing end of the second no-hitter in postseason history isn’t where we wanted to be after Game 1. But it is just one loss and hopefully we can beat Roy Oswalt – who started 23-1 against the Reds but hasn’t won against the Reds since 2008 and was 0-2 against the Reds this season (though you wouldn’t know it by reading this story and, yes, I know, he hasn’t faced us yet as a Phillie) – to earn a split in Philly and come back to Cincinnati tied at a game apiece. Just gotta shake it off; some guys have to go into Game 2 hoping to get some better at-bats than they got and realize they’re facing a different pitcher in Game 2 who (going out on a limb here) isn’t going to no-hit them.

Some (mostly painful) Game 1 observations:

• First, the silver lining. We’ve said it before, and we’ll say it again … this Travis Wood kid is just cool as a cucumber. Now that’s not to say he wouldn’t have had some nerves going (like Volquez did) if he’d have started the game instead, but he was just mowing them down and keeping the Reds in the game (well, if the Reds had brought their bats).

Wood got out of Volquez’s jam in the 2nd and sat down Ryan Howard on three pitches to start the 3rd. Struck out Jayson Werth twice. 3 1/3 innings, and all he allowed was a two-out double to Raul Ibanez (followed by an intentional walk of Carlos Ruiz). Got a bunch of fly outs (including one that scared me a little) and looked very sharp. Could this guy start Game 5 (back in Philly)? He obviously doesn’t mind pitching there. You may recall he took a perfect game into the 9th in Philly, throwing 9 scoreless innings against the aforementioned Halladay in just his third Major League start on July 10, allowing just one hit and striking out 8 (but failed to get the victory because Halladay also pitched 9 shutout innings). In fact, I was a little annoyed that it wasn’t mentioned (apologies if it was and I was letting the dog out or something) during tonight’s broadcast … something like Wood has now pitched 12 1/3 consecutive scoreless innings at Citizens Bank Park.

Ondrusek did a nice job settling down and getting three outs after he airmailed that throw way over Votto’s head. And he and Bray took care of business in the 7th. STRONG work by all three guys (Wood, Ondrusek and Bray). And don’t think the Phils weren’t trying to tack on a few insurance runs after they chased Volquez.

• Speaking of the TBS broadcast, Brian Anderson did a decent job (though I’m not sure how Werth can have “the key at-bat” in a 3-run inning just by seeing 9 pitches and getting out … I’d say even the walk by Ruiz was a more key at-bat in that inning than Werth’s, let alone the RBI hits that followed), but I can already tell Joe Simpson is going to get on my nerves. Saying the Halladay pitch to Cabrera in the first was strike three (pshhh). And I don’t know why I get so annoyed when people say Scott Rolen got traded for Edwin Encarnacion. (I remember there being two pitchers – Josh Roenicke and Zach Stewart – involved as well.) But I expected Simpson to sound very impressed with the Phillies throughout this series considering he’s much more familiar (as a Braves announcer) with them.

• Volquez’s crucial mistakes: Letting Vic Torino steal that base on him in the first. That was a huge jump he got. Walking Carlos Ruiz in the 2nd with two outs KILLED him too. He kinda regained his composure – after getting behind 3-0 to Rollins just after Ruiz, Valdez and Halladay got on with two outs – but then walked Rollins too before facing Vic Torino. Wheels are off at that point. All with two outs. What a shame.

• That was a great play by Jonny Gomes, though, to keep the ball in front of him on Halladay’s RBI single. Nice effort; if that ball gets past him it’s another run and Halladay advances too (not that that run and Halladay didn’t go on to score shortly thereafter, but on a night like tonight it’s worth applauding every small thing the Reds did right).

• When Volquez was exiting in the 2nd, did anyone else say, “WTF, is it raining??” That was kinda out of nowhere.

• Phils had four of their five hits with 2 outs. Ouch.

• Strike 3 call on Rolen for the first out in the 5th was garbage. But Rolen struck out two other times. It’s gotta be pretty deflating to see a veteran leader like Rolen who is usually a tougher out and doesn’t strike out much (especially for the 20-homerun guy he was this year) whiff in all three at-bats.

• GREAT patience by Bruce (of all people, right?) to become the Reds’ first (and only) baserunner with the walk in the 5th inning. He looked at a couple of very close pitches the Bruce we’ve known would’ve hacked at. (And again, we’re making mention of everything the Reds did right. While we’re at it, we should point out that Rolen, despite striking out in every at-bat, had a pair of nice defensive plays.)

• Stubbs got a great pitch to hit with a 1-1 count in the next at-bat (after Bruce), and he knew it.

• I was kinda surprised Juan Francisco was the pinch-hitter in the 6th instead of Heisey (a righty who hits righties well and has proven himself as a pinch-hitter) or maybe Nix. That being said, Francisco contributed the closest thing to a hit aside from Wood’s liner to Jayson Werth in his only at-bat.

• Cabrera had a nice at-bat leading off the 7th – at least fouling off some pitches – though he may have swung at ball four.

• Gomes and Stubbs didn’t even have a chance against him in the 8th. Stubbs looked particularly bad in his strikeout.

• Miguel Cairo was a good call by Dusty. Cairo is EXACTLY the type of guy you expect to break up a no-hitter. He had 11 at-bats against Halladay, had seen him plenty of times. Right idea, skip.

Photos from before and after the clincher

(The pics of Valaika and Rolen signing for fans are from before the game. When it wasn’t dark out yet. Duh.)

SportsCenter says Bruce is the 5th player in ML history to clinch a playoff berth with a walk-off home run.

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