So Joe Morgan rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda

Everyone's favorite Emmy-winning baseball announcer, Joe Morgan, has an announcement of his own: The opening of Joe Morgan Honda in Monroe, Ohio.

Now, settle down folks, we know you've had your eye on that Fit for a while now, but you'll just have to wait. Joe Morgan Honda probably won't be opening its doors until next summer, at the earliest. So, we have plenty of time to sit around and dream about how fantastically awesome the commercials starring the Hall of Fame second baseman will be. Early word* is the commercials will likely give Bronson Arroyo and Chris Welsh a serious run for their money. Let the showdown begin.

*Totally made up

Bench and Morgan on Ellen UPDATE

I really hate bumping down Mr. Brett and his diarrhea water story, but to follow up a previous post, heres a clip from today's Ellen Show with Bench and Morgan. I'm assuming there's more to it but have yet to find the next clip yet.

Okay here we go, to see more clips from today's show check out Ellen's site.

Morgan + Bench + Ellen = Clooney

Looks like our good friend Ellen had a little help recruiting George Clooney to be on her show by tag teaming with a couple of Big Red Machiners. Apparently Joe Morgan and Johnny Bench somehow lured Clooney onto her daytime show. I'm not quite sure what to make of this story but if you would like to read all about it, click the link below.

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