Voltron... Save Us!

Edinson Volquez takes the hill today for the Reds in Chicago. We'll be there and we'll be square... especially after last night's street alley beat down. Did the Cubs have to take our wallet too? There was nothing in except photos of Junior's kids.

WTF Fogg?

Settle down, cowboy... at least give us a chance tonight.

3rd Inning Update: Holy mother of gawd... that was aweful.

Word on the street is the Matt Belisle is ready to get busy with it up at the show. I don't know that they'll replace Fogg after this start (he did have a good spring), but his leash can't be too long with both Homer Bailey and Belisle down in AAA.

3rd Inning Update #2: We are getting STROKED.

7th Inning Update: Chris Welsh said earlier to Thom that he would shave his mustache if the Reds came back and won tonight. Looks we'll be seeing him with the 'stach tomorrow. This is just an old school beat-down.

Anyways, OMGreds.com will be at Wrigley tomorrow. Tune in on the photoblog. Let's hope they can pull something out tomorrow afternoon.

Nightmares!

OMG... I had this weekend long dream that the Pittsburgh Pirates handed the Cincinnati Reds their asses during an entire 3 game series. It was cRaZY! The maddening part of the dream was that every single inning, the Reds would load the bases, but never get a run in. It was like was like one of those dreams where you were falling, but never hit the ground - cRaZY! Thank gawd that it was only a dream and there is really no way the Pirates could ever beat the Reds 3 games in a row. I mean, that is impossible. What a nightmare!

Phil's Kendrick totally PWND

LOL! Check out this story about "second year rookie" pitcher Kyle Kendrick. His teammates totally hose him and have him thinking he's been traded to a team in Japan. Classic.